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| | Subject: | Freshman #3: I win! | | Time: | 12:00 pm |
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| http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?p=2799 Freshman #1: If we can’t write our papers in first person, can we use “one”, like instead of “I”?
Prof: Well, what’s better than “one”?
Freshman #2: Two?
College of William and Mary
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| | Subject: | Spectral Class : OM NOM NOM NOM | | Time: | 06:07 pm |
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| After this morning's excitement with the tornadoes here in Perth as well as over there in the US, I decided to amuse myself with proof that mere earthly weather has nothing on sheer destruction compared to elsewhere in the universe.
In January 2002, astronomers saw something really weird happening in the constellation of Monoceros. When amateur Nicholas Brown here in Perth first spotted it, they ticked it off as an ordinary nova.
But in February it got brighter again, which was odd, and in March it erupted a third time, which was bizarre.
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| | Subject: | Barbiturate overdose in young children | | Time: | 09:55 am |
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| UK, Present day.
My victim is a 5-year-old boy who has mistaken capsules of Tuinal (secobarbital sodium and amobarbital sodium combined in equal proportions.) for sweets.
I understand from research so far that the initial effects of a fatal overdose on an adult would be similar to alcohol – disinhibition, slurred speech, disorientation, followed by weakness, shortness of breath, drowsiness, a slow heartbeat, and darting eye movements, then coma and death. Vomit Aspiration is also a possible outcome.
I want my five year old to survive without long-term damage, thanks to the prompt actions of a police officer who recognises the drug.
Everything I have read to date has focused on overdose in adults. All the first aid treatments suggested are (properly) designed to dissuade the amateur from doing more than clearing airways, putting the victim in the recovery position, and getting professional help.
What I need to know is:
What would be the near lethal dose for a relatively slight and active child of 5?
How would the onset and severity of symptoms differ from those of an adult?
What immediate actions could a police officer with appropriate training take to maximise the child’s chance of survival while waiting for transport to hospital?
What are the current UK police guidelines in this situation?
And finally – what do barbiturate salts taste like?
With thanks in advance for all and any help! | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Subject: | Although the Contemporary Cameltoe Makes It Easier Than Ever Before | | Time: | 04:00 am |
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| http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014648.html Dumb teen girl #1: So how did they "almost have sex"?
Dumb teen girl #2: Haha, she said "His dick was like -in my vagina... Except we had clothes on".
Dumb teen girl #1: That's called dry humping. We did that in like - seventh grade!
Dumb teen girl #2: I know.
--1 Train
Overheard by: Lasar
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| | Subject: | Yuri Gagarin | | Time: | 11:42 pm |
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| Yay this community is active again! Well I thought I might as well admit to this one, I've recently rediscovered my inner Space geek and while reading a biography of Neil Armstrong I saw a picture of Yuri Gagarin and it took me back to a Russian book I had a long time ago. About the first think I learned to say in Russian was this man's name, the famous cosmonaut and first man in space.
Isn't he adorable though?
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| | Subject: | If You Have Unprotected Sex, You May Hear the Pitter-Patter of Tiny Treats | | Time: | 02:00 am |
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| http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014647.html Blond guy: Hey dude, last week I was sooo drunk.
Brown haired guy: Oh what happened?
Blond guy: I was at a bar, right? Pissed drunk. Then I saw this hot girl, took her over to my place and she slept over. We had a great time until we woke up, and the bed was covered in like sixty individually wrapped Kinder chocolates. I have no idea where they came from, neither one of us were German! They were just all over the bed. 'til this day, I still don't know where they came from...
Brown haired: Wow.
--74th St Deli
Overheard by: Stephanie
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Three things I find attractive on a man: Interesting hair, big eyes, quirky smile (and if this meant clothes, then stripes, nice fitting dark jeans, and headphones)
Three things I can't stand to touch: Poop, public restrooms, dead things
Three things I want to learn: To dance, an instrument, and learn more about entertainment
Three things I wished I'd never learned/had to learn: That the internet is full of creepy people and therefore the world is full of creepy people, that fairy tales ain't true, that people die someday
Three things I want right now: A good song, a good movie, a pair of socks (people keep stealing mine)
Three things I want out of life: Happiness, colors, a pair of socks (people keep stealing mine)
Now you. You don't have to MSpaint your answers, I just did that to make it less of a boring entry. | | comments: 14 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Subject: | That's When I Realized He Was a Robot | | Time: | 12:00 am |
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| http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014646.html Young hipster professional: ...I mean, you've seen the signs, right? "If you see something, say something"? ...So I ran to the conductor's car at the next stop and said, "Hey, there's a really suspicious guy in the second car, he's acting strange".
Girlfriend: Oh my god! What did he say?
Young hipster professional: He said, "Stand clear of the closing doors."
--6 Train
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