I noticed a terrible looking convenience store near my house today, so I just went there to peek inside.
It exceeded even my expectations.
Ice creamer freezer that looks like it hasn't held ice cream for years? Check.
Video rental section still stocked with VHS and a mysterious closed cabinet marked "adult"? Check.
Bags of milk on the floor of a fridge? A fine coating of dust on many surfaces? Check, check!
Sleepy-eyed old man balefully staring at you from behind the counter the entire time? Check.
On the counter, a "humorous" "tobacco" pipe, shaped like what appeared to be a white Rastafarian with an enormous doobie. CHECK.
It was a magical experience.
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